The Rocket Ape Character Page Image 1“See kids – drunk driving’s okay if you’re kickin’ it like a rock star!”

 

Meet the God of Mulletude. Gorilla Velocitus Irreverus. If screaming 80s Hair Metal ever took physical form, it’d look pretty much like this guy.

Standing only three and a half feet tall without ever saying a word, this mighty midget is a towering giant among highway scofflaws.

The drunk drivin’est ape on Earth, who’s constantly working a bottle of Kentucky Warp Drive bourbon and using his “Martian hot rod” to make a complete mockery of traffic enforcement.

He insolently sports a magnificent Day-Glo-Orange power mullet wig on top of his ratty gorilla suit and seems to greatly enjoy taunting the police, especially if it initiates a pursuit.